Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
终于，他不堪重负，理屈词穷，凌乱崩坏
宇宙
前两段对比起来想到观影体验带来世界观的放大与时间感的延长。
徐峥的故事有老上海味道，有80年代上海人物和生活旧场景，喜欢这个故事，有意思，但妻子是宋佳演的，一开始没有看出来，这东北妞说上海话有点别扭，不太象，冬冬小朋友韩昊霖依旧可爱，朗读我的爸爸作文时好有感情，章子怡这段有点感人，沈腾也没有那么好爱，吴京这段太一般
章子怡演技好
一星给帮的,一星给长腿。
先一步看了... 不剧透地说电影很煽情，邻座人哭得稀里哗啦。女角们都又酷又美！
就到这了，This is my stop，有些人你已经见过最后一面了，对，我说的就是穿晚礼服的Ana
整体剧情过多看的昏昏欲睡，反派总是打不死的小强繁殖力很强，小弟永远是小弟，枪枪受死。至于邦德的闺女何时播的种？为救女儿老婆，身中病毒的自己必须死，不是无暇赴死！可以紧凑到拿掉30分钟都没问题，高科技就是一手表！老的时候是飞行潜水艇，走的时候是橡皮艇，真是的 ！浪费资源！黑女人007就这样续上了？看着像个五大三粗的蠢货！安娜10来分钟甚是惊艳了！
麻花的中规中矩，硬让你笑！
高过预期，尤其章子怡的部分～
什么都有 好像什么都又没到点上@emperor central
安娜·德·阿玛斯的惊艳造型和邦德在隧道中对007经典开场的重现还不错，其他部分乏善可陈。（5.0/10）
搞不懂为啥会为女主爱到死……还不如古巴小妞有趣～～～you have all the time in the world~
5.5分。吴京和章子怡的部分超出了我的预期，徐峥的部分整体而言最像个电影该干的事儿（尽管有些许拙劣模仿韦斯·安德森的痕迹），沈腾则尬出了我的预期（大约也跟我对他的期待最高有关）。
一头一尾拉低观感，章子怡那个还挺惊喜，徐峥的也及格，都是影像上还想做出点东西的，四个短片故事上都是春晚小品路子，很多不合理的地方，献礼片也就这层次了
诗的开头勾勒出了儿童对大人世界的不解，非常的好，后期命题作文就没办法朝着这个方向去做了，很可惜啊
章子怡执导的这个短章很好，最让我赞叹的就是她试图传达的情感的丰富性。为了不让孩子担惊受怕，爸爸曾告诉孩子，自己的职业是诗人，在天上写诗。为了这首诗，爸爸用生命做了燃料。这生活看起来本没有什么诗意，丧夫之痛，独自抚养孩子，在戈壁滩秘密坚持科研事业，死亡、苦难、不为人知，她本可以这样讲述这个故事。但她的诗却说，“生命是用来燃烧的东西/ 死亡是验证生命的东西/ 宇宙是让死亡渺小的东西/而你，我的孩子/ 是让我们想要创造新世界的开始”
现代的年轻人可能看不太懂，徐峥这部里的每一个画面，都完美还原了我们小时候熟悉的场景。
章子怡执导的这个短章很好，最让我赞叹的就是她试图传达的情感的丰富性。为了不让孩子担惊受怕，爸爸曾告诉孩子，自己的职业是诗人，在天上写诗。为了这首诗，爸爸用生命做了燃料。这生活看起来本没有什么诗意，丧夫之痛，独自抚养孩子，在戈壁滩秘密坚持科研事业，死亡、苦难、不为人知，她本可以这样讲述这个故事。但她的诗却说，“生命是用来燃烧的东西/ 死亡是验证生命的东西/ 宇宙是让死亡渺小的东西/而你，我的孩子/ 是让我们想要创造新世界的开始”
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